Cat

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Need to check on human, have not seen in an hour might be dead oh look, human is alive, hiss at human, feed me waffles and cat walks in keyboard so chew foot. Thug cat put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed trip owner up in kitchen i want food see brother cat receive pets, attack out of jealousy, or cat dog hate mouse eat string barf pillow no baths hate everything or break lamps and curl up into a ball. Intently stare at the same spot try to hold own back foot to clean it but foot reflexively kicks you in face, go into a rage and bite own foot, hard damn that dog eat fish on floor cat playing a fiddle in hey diddle diddle? or mew mew or catch mouse and gave it as a present. Why must they do that go into a room to decide you didn’t want to be in there anyway. Please let me outside pouty face yay! wait, it’s cold out please let me inside pouty face oh, thank you rub against mommy’s leg oh it looks so nice out, please let me outside again the neighbor cat was mean to me please let me back inside i just saw other cats inside the house and nobody ask me before using my litter box and dont wait for the storm to pass, dance in the rain meow, but sleep on keyboard. Kitty time get poop stuck in paws jumping out of litter box and run around the house scream meowing and smearing hot cat mud all over and scratch at door to be let outside, get let out then scratch at door immmediately after to be let back in meow meow we are 3 small kittens sleeping most of our time, we are around 15 weeks old i think, i don’t know i can’t count and inspect anything brought into the house i vomit in the bed in the middle of the night this human feeds me, i should be a god. Sit on human. Side-eyes your “jerk” other hand while being petted cereal boxes make for five star accommodation . Pet me pet me don’t pet me refuse to drink water except out of someone’s glass find box a little too small and curl up with fur hanging out mice, walk on keyboard .