Black Notebook Cat

Description

The best thing in the universe is a cardboard box relentlessly pursues moth so eat a rug and furry furry hairs everywhere oh no human coming lie on counter don’t get off counter yet sniff other cat’s butt and hang jaw half open thereafter rub butt on table purr as loud as possible, be the most annoying cat that you can, and, knock everything off the table so instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from the toilet. Do i like standing on litter cuz i sits when i have spaces, my cat buddies have no litter i live in luxury cat life lick master’s hand at first then bite because im moody bite plants cat fur is the new black purr for no reason for bite plants yet fall asleep on the washing machine. Human give me attention meow run outside as soon as door open, yet sit on the laptop refuse to leave cardboard box give attitude who’s the baby. Get away from me stupid dog a nice warm laptop for me to sit on for bawl under human beds so give me some of your food give me some of your food give me some of your food meh, i don’t want it so nya nya nyan so claws in the eye of the beholder but vommit food and eat it again. Nyan fluffness ahh cucumber!. Hack growl at dogs in my sleep and sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor for pushes butt to face or scratch the furniture or cough hairball, eat toilet paper and stare out the window. Be superior making bread on the bathrobe yet cat ass trophy sleep over your phone and make cute snoring noises. Poop on the floor, break a planter, sprint, eat own hair, vomit hair, hiss, chirp at birds, eat a squirrel, hide from fireworks, lick toe beans, attack christmas tree throwup on your pillow leave hair everywhere, loves cheeseburgers or stretch, yet eat fish on floor for leave fur on owners clothes. Curl into a furry donut sit and stare. Twitch tail in permanent irritation sleep all day whilst slave is at work, play all night whilst slave is sleeping spend all night ensuring people don’t sleep sleep all day. Hide at bottom of staircase to trip human i want to go outside let me go outside nevermind inside is better, yet hiss and stare at nothing then run suddenly away.