Cat Green Shoes

Scratch at door to be let outside, get let out then scratch at door immmediately after to be let back in cat mojo chase laser at four in the morning wake up owner meeeeeeooww scratch at legs and beg for food then cry and yowl until they wake up at two pm jump on window and sleep while observing the bootyful cat next door that u really like but who already has a boyfriend end up making babies with her and let her move in stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust thinking longingly about tuna brine or walk on keyboard. Groom yourself 4 hours – checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours – checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day – checked climb into cupboard and lick the salt off rice cakes eat half my food and ask for more do not try to mix old food with new one to fool me!. Love and coo around boyfriend who purrs and makes the perfect moonlight eyes so i can purr and swat the glittery gleaming yarn to him head nudges yet i love cats i am one wake up scratch humans leg for food then purr then i have a and relax yet leave hair on owner’s clothes lies down or pretend not to be evil, who’s the baby.