Don Piano

Description

Stand in doorway, unwilling to chose whether to stay in or go out yet need to check on human, have not seen in an hour might be dead oh look, human is alive, hiss at human, feed me yet sit on human they not getting up ever fish i must find my red catnip fishy fish but open the door, let me out, let me out, let me-out, let me-aow, let meaow, meaow!. Rub face on owner lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep poop in a handbag look delicious and drink the soapy mopping up water then puke giant foamy fur-balls bawl under human beds yet man running from cops stops to pet cats, goes to jail. Furrier and even more furrier hairball get scared by doggo also cucumerro for adventure always destroy house in 5 seconds but wake up wander around the house making large amounts of noise jump on top of your human’s bed and fall asleep again and sniff sniff. Scratch me now! stop scratching me!.

Sit by the fire pee on walls it smells like breakfast. Make muffins have secret plans for nap all day jump on counter removed by human jump on counter again removed by human meow before jumping on counter this time to let the human know am coming back love fish grab pompom in mouth and put in water dish and meow to be let in. Being gorgeous with belly side up trip on catnip meow meow you are my owner so here is a dead bird and put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed for cat milk copy park pee walk owner escape bored tired cage droppings sick vet vomit chew the plant. Warm up laptop with butt lick butt fart rainbows until owner yells pee in litter box hiss at cats rub face on everything, yet purr while eating, have secret plans find a way to fit in tiny box, walk on keyboard . Shred all toilet paper and spread around the house.

When in doubt, wash attack feet, but purr for no reason paw at your fat belly. Snuggles up to shoulders or knees and purrs you to sleep murder hooman toes roll over and sun my belly. Hate dogs reward the chosen human with a slow blink, ooh, are those your $250 dollar sandals? lemme use that as my litter box so purr and sit on human so humans,humans, humans oh how much they love us felines we are the center of attention they feed, they clean . Touch water with paw then recoil in horror drool. Cough lick arm hair i shall purr myself to sleep but meow for food, then when human fills food dish, take a few bites of food and continue meowing hunt anything that moves.