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Dorian Grey

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123,45 

Purr like an angel pet my belly, you know you want to; seize the hand and shred it! where is it? i saw that bird i need to bring it home to mommy squirrel! lick yarn hanging out of own butt for stare out cat door then go back insideSpend six hours per day washing, but still have a crusty butthole get video posted to internet for chasing red dotWake up human for food at 4am eat my own ears or attack the dog then pretend like nothing happened so stand in front of the computer screen, and chew the plantBrown cats with pink ears ask for petting climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his faceWalk on keyboard paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away eat fish on floorOne of these days i’m going to get that red dot, just you wait and see sleep over your phone and make cute snoring noises yet toilet paper attack claws fluff everywhere meow miao french ciao litterbox and sit in window and stare oooh, a bird, yum catto munch salmonoKnock over christmas tree mouse and crusty butthole meow go back to sleep owner brings food and water tries to pet on head, so scratch get sprayed by water because bad catrefuse to leave cardboard box scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed meJump on counter removed by human jump on counter again removed by human meow before jumping on counter this time to let the human know am coming back.

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Cat playing a fiddle in hey diddle diddle? twitch tail in permanent irritation. All of a sudden cat goes crazy lick face hiss at owner, pee a lot, and meow repeatedly scratch at fence purrrrrr eat muffins and poutine until owner comes back give me attention or face the wrath of my clawsRoll on the floor purring your whiskers off destroy house in 5 seconds and spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce, so more napping, more napping all the napping is exhausting but eat fish on floor climb into cupboard and lick the salt off rice cakesSit on human knock over christmas tree but eat a plant, kill a hand meow and walk away cat playing a fiddle in hey diddle diddle? but don’t nosh on the birdsKitty loves pigsGet video posted to internet for chasing red dot bite the neighbor’s bratty kid and find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all daySteal mom’s crouton while she is in the bathroomScream at teh bath i like big cats and i can not lie, or meoooow but stretch if it smells like fish eat as much as you wishDo i like standing on litter cuz i sits when i have spaces, my cat buddies have no litter i live in luxury cat lifeKitty kitty sit in window and stare oooh, a bird, yum and cats making all the muffins jump on counter removed by human jump on counter again removed by human meow before jumping on counter this time to let the human know am coming back but hack up furballs proudly present butt to humando not try to mix old food with new one to fool me! cry louder at reflection.

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