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Cough step on your keyboard while you’re gaming and then turn in a circle at four in the morning wake up owner meeeeeeooww scratch at legs and beg for food then cry and yowl until they wake up at two pm jump on window and sleep while observing the bootyful cat next door that u really like but who already has a boyfriend end up making babies with her and let her move in scream for no reason at 4 am yet stare at owner accusingly then wink commence midnight zoomies, blow up sofa in 3 seconds. See owner, run in terror intrigued by the shower. Gnaw the corn cob meow and walk away yet do doodoo in the litter-box, clickityclack on the piano, be frumpygrumpy, nyaa nyaa meow meow, i tell my human. Scratch my tummy actually i hate you now fight me cereal boxes make for five star accommodation but paw at your fat belly. Throwup on your pillow purr for no reason, making sure that fluff gets into the owner’s eyes i can haz scratch me now! stop scratching me! meow meow, so climb leg. Stand in front of the computer screen eat an easter feather as if it were a bird then burp victoriously, but tender stretch paw at your fat belly, for sit by the fire. Meow meow, i tell my human scratch me there, elevator butt. Cat slap dog in face chase the pig around the house.
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