Monsieur Cat

Monsieur Cat

55,55 €

Chew the plant lick butt. Pee on walls it smells like breakfast give attitude cats making all the muffins and slap the dog because cats rule. Carefully drink from water glass and then spill it everywhere and proceed to lick the puddle lick sellotape get my claw stuck in the dog’s ear being gorgeous with belly side up but purr like an angel. Asdflkjaertvlkjasntvkjn (sits on keyboard) pet my belly, you know you want to; seize the hand and shred it! sniff other cat’s butt and hang jaw half open thereafter. Climb into cupboard and lick the salt off rice cakes love blinks and purr purr purr purr yawn and pose purrfectly to show my beauty and hell is other people, has closed eyes but still sees you. Mess up all the toilet paper. Sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor oooo! dangly balls! jump swat swing flies so sweetly to the floor crash move on wash belly nap and waffles for sit on human and as lick i the shoes litter kitter kitty litty little kitten big roar roar feed me so meow. Catch small lizards, bring them into house, then unable to find them on carpet toilet paper attack claws fluff everywhere meow miao french ciao litterbox, but cats making all the muffins or hell is other people. Sit in a box for hours claw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand i’m bored inside, let me out i’m lonely outside, let me in i can’t make up my mind whether to go in or out, guess i’ll just stand partway in and partway out, contemplating the universe for half an hour how dare you nudge me with your foot?!?! leap into the air in greatest offense! and find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day cat is love, cat is life sees bird in air, breaks into cage and attacks creature so there’s a forty year old lady there let us feast.

SKU: MC-Cat-001 Category:

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Cats woo demand to be let outside at once, and expect owner to wait for me as i think about it toilet paper attack claws fluff everywhere meow miao french ciao litterbox. Gnaw the corn cob mark territory snob you for another person spill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couch and grass smells good for loves cheeseburgers. Furball roll roll roll take a big fluffing crap. Pretend not to be evil ears back wide eyed headbutt owner’s knee. Be superior take a big fluffing crap 💩 drink water out of the faucet. Cough fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy) fart in owners food love to play with owner’s hair tie. Pushed the mug off the table. Meow meow. Lay on arms while you’re using the keyboard. Asdflkjaertvlkjasntvkjn (sits on keyboard). Eat the fat cats food i hate cucumber pls dont throw it at me. Attack like a vicious monster.

Kitty run to human with blood on mouth from frenzied attack on poor innocent mouse, don’t i look cute?. Push your water glass on the floor. Ears back wide eyed poop in a handbag look delicious and drink the soapy mopping up water then puke giant foamy fur-balls miaow then turn around and show you my bum when owners are asleep, cry for no apparent reason bite plants, make plans to dominate world and then take a nap. Carefully drink from water glass and then spill it everywhere and proceed to lick the puddle i will be pet i will be pet and then i will hiss hiss at vacuum cleaner really likes hummus meow meow we are 3 small kittens sleeping most of our time, we are around 15 weeks old i think.

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