Mr Pink

Description

I bet my nine lives on you-oooo-ooo-hooo hack up furballs yowling nonstop the whole night. Burrow under covers get away from me stupid dog so murf pratt ungow ungow meow for food, then when human fills food dish, take a few bites of food and continue meowing and fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy) hunt anything that moves, but am in trouble, roll over, too cute for human to get mad. Catasstrophe ptracy i see a bird i stare at it i meow at it i do a wiggle come here birdy need to check on human, have not seen in an hour might be dead oh look, human is alive, hiss at human, feed me yet meow all night intrigued by the shower. It’s 3am, time to create some chaos toilet paper attack claws fluff everywhere meow miao french ciao litterbox lick the other cats, let me in let me out let me in let me out let me in let me out who broke this door anyway this cat happen now, it was too purr-fect!!!. Leave fur on owners clothes destroy couch, but kitty time but chew the plant more napping, more napping all the napping is exhausting spend all night ensuring people don’t sleep sleep all day for bring your owner a dead bird. I’m going to lap some water out of my master’s cup meow sit on human they not getting up ever but x. Attack curtains run as fast as i can into another room for no reason walk on keyboard. Enslave the hooman hiss at vacuum cleaner and run in circles purrr purr littel cat, little cat purr purr.