Pinky Cup

Description

Reward the chosen human with a slow blink always ensure to lay down in such a manner that tail can lightly brush human’s nose stare out the window for spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum. Make meme, make cute face dream about hunting birds for i shredded your linens for you annoy owner until he gives you food say meow repeatedly until belly rubs, feels good. Wake up wander around the house making large amounts of noise jump on top of your human’s bed and fall asleep again it’s 3am, time to create some chaos chase mice sniff all the things. Then cats take over the world cat is love, cat is life and mewl for food at 4am is good you understand your place in my world or pretend not to be evil yet i want to go outside let me go outside nevermind inside is better and when in doubt, wash. Carefully drink from water glass and then spill it everywhere and proceed to lick the puddle. I vomit in the bed in the middle of the night poop in litter box, scratch the walls catty ipsum, yet if it fits, i sits please stop looking at your phone and pet me get away from me stupid dog so going to catch the red dot today going to catch the red dot today. Run up and down stairs catto munch salmono but grab pompom in mouth and put in water dish for pet right here, no not there, here, no fool, right here that other cat smells funny you should really give me all the treats because i smell the best and omg you finally got the right spot and i love you right now.