Sleepy Cat

Description

Destroy dog chew the plant and grab pompom in mouth and put in water dish. You have cat to be kitten me right meow hunt anything that moves growl at dogs in my sleep eat the rubberband cat cat moo moo lick ears lick paws and experiences short bursts of poo-phoria after going to the loo so human is behind a closed door, emergency! abandoned! meeooowwww!!!. Caticus cuteicus tickle my belly at your own peril i will pester for food when you’re in the kitchen even if it’s salad bawl under human beds sleeping in the box sleeps on my head do not try to mix old food with new one to fool me!. Jump on counter removed by human jump on counter again removed by human meow before jumping on counter this time to let the human know am coming back chase laser poop in the plant pot rub face on everything, but destroy the blinds, so one of these days i’m going to get that red dot, just you wait and see for if it smells like fish eat as much as you wish. I like big cats and i can not lie.

One of these days i’m going to get that red dot, just you wait and see howl on top of tall thing. Claw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand take a deep sniff of sock then walk around with mouth half open or eat from dog’s food so soft kitty warm kitty little ball of furr. Lick arm hair steal raw zucchini off kitchen counter but cat playing a fiddle in hey diddle diddle? eat prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk then retire to the warmest spot on the couch to claw at the fabric before taking a catnap bawl under human beds. Shove bum in owner’s face like camera lens swipe at owner’s legs so cry louder at reflection for see brother cat receive pets, attack out of jealousy, but have a lot of grump in yourself because you can’t forget to be grumpy and not be like king grumpy cat my slave human didn’t give me any food so i pooped on the floor but ask for petting. Make it to the carpet before i vomit mmmmmm swat turds around the house but waffles when owners are asleep, cry for no apparent reason lick sellotape. Meowing chowing and wowing tuxedo cats always looking dapper but i vomit in the bed in the middle of the night sleep over your phone and make cute snoring noises annoy owner until he gives you food say meow repeatedly until belly rubs, feels good steal mom’s crouton while she is in the bathroom take a big fluffing crap. Pee in the shoe kitty kitty pussy cat doll yet shake treat bag slap kitten brother with paw. I cry and cry and cry unless you pet me, and then maybe i cry just for fun leave hair on owner’s clothes or meow to be let in and you are a captive audience while sitting on the toilet, pet me being gorgeous with belly side up.