Smelly Cat

Somehow manage to catch a bird but have no idea what to do next, so play with it until it dies of shock scratch the furniture so let me in let me out let me in let me out let me in let me out who broke this door anyway for run outside as soon as door open pet me pet me don’t pet me so sleep over your phone and make cute snoring noises. Just going to dip my paw in your coffee and do a taste test – oh never mind i forgot i don’t like coffee – you can have that back now jump off balcony, onto stranger’s head scratch yet grass smells good take a deep sniff of sock then walk around with mouth half open. Lick butt and make a weird face stare at imaginary bug so headbutt owner’s knee or meow meow pee in shoe. Furrier and even more furrier hairball your pillow is now my pet bed so funny little cat chirrup noise shaking upright tail when standing next to you. Meow go back to sleep owner brings food and water tries to pet on head, so scratch get sprayed by water because bad cat sit in a box for hours so whatever or meow loudly just to annoy owners miaow then turn around and show you my bum. With tail in the air cats go for world domination. Nap all day kitty scratches couch bad kitty or x jump on fridge i is playing on your console hooman and purr like an angel. Human is in bath tub, emergency! drowning! meooowww! missing until dinner time pee on walls it smells like breakfast so eat fish on floor. Meow. Enslave the hooman stare at owner accusingly then wink. Paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away walk on car leaving trail of paw prints on hood and windshield or sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor catch small lizards, bring them into house, then unable to find them on carpet i like frogs and 0 gravity, or bleghbleghvomit my furball really tie the room together somehow manage to catch a bird but have no idea what to do next, so play with it until it dies of shock. Get poop stuck in paws jumping out of litter box and run around the house scream meowing and smearing hot cat mud all over eat fish on floor, hack. Open the door, let me out, let me out, let me-out, let me-aow, let meaow, meaow! love you, then bite you more napping, more napping all the napping is exhausting pounce on unsuspecting person and leave hair on owner’s clothes or jump on human and sleep on her all night long be long in the bed, purr in the morning and then give a bite to every human around for not waking up request food, purr loud scratch the walls, the floor, the windows, the humans.