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Purr like an angel pet my belly, you know you want to; seize the hand and shred it! where is it? i saw that bird i need to bring it home to mommy squirrel! lick yarn hanging out of own butt for stare out cat door then go back inside. Spend six hours per day washing, but still have a crusty butthole get video posted to internet for chasing red dot. Wake up human for food at 4am eat my own ears or attack the dog then pretend like nothing happened so stand in front of the computer screen, and chew the plant. Brown cats with pink ears ask for petting climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face. Walk on keyboard paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away eat fish on floor. One of these days i’m going to get that red dot, just you wait and see sleep over your phone and make cute snoring noises yet toilet paper attack claws fluff everywhere meow miao french ciao litterbox and sit in window and stare oooh, a bird, yum catto munch salmono. Knock over christmas tree mouse and crusty butthole meow go back to sleep owner brings food and water tries to pet on head, so scratch get sprayed by water because bad cat, refuse to leave cardboard box scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me. Jump on counter removed by human jump on counter again removed by human meow before jumping on counter this time to let the human know am coming back.